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Move Over Britney
about Random on 19/12/2007 - like it?

There is a new train wreck in town.

In the form of a pregnant teenager.

16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears announced to the world that she was expecting.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I look at those to kids, the first thing that comes to my mind is how wonderful their mother’s parenting skills must have been. And I also think: PLEASE GOD, PLEASE. Will their mom write a book on parenting skills? So I can read it and be sure my son grows up to be a well rounded adult? And Maybe a successful pop star? Because that would be great! A New York Times best seller for sure!

Nope. Not gonna happen. God has a sick sense of humor.

I suspect Mr/Ms Spears were more concerned with how their daughters could make them rich than whether they grew up to be good people. I wonder if we’ll have a perverse battle over claims for paternity, as was the case with Anna Nicole Smith. After all, there’s a lot of $ involved …

Lovingly written by Terry Cowgill on 20/12/2007

Way too much $$. I read somewhere that Kevin Federline gets like $15,000 a month in child support. Way more than most children recive all year from their respective parent.

Lovingly written by fred on 21/12/2007