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How to steal from Wal-Mart
on 13/06/2007 - like it?

And Get away with it.

The AP published an article on the rising shrinkage (theft) rate of the evil corporation today.

Like a blatant invitation to steal, the article says:

“The new policy seeks prosecutions of first-time offenders only if they are between ages 18 to 65 and steal at least $25 worth of merchandise.”

Need a pack of batteries? A Gallon of Milk? Take it. IF you get caught, pay for it. IF you don’t, it’s free. Atleast you wont go to prison. It’s company policy. Stick it to the man.

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When I say BIRTHDAY, you say PARTY.
on 10/06/2007 - like it?

Find the photos on my .mac over here.

45 Days in Paris
on 08/06/2007 - like it?

I really despise all those celebrity tabloid shows and magazines. I could care less who is dating who or why Jessica Simpson was at a night club with some young male celebrity. Not to say all celebrities have their right to ultimate privacy… I just personally don’t give a fuck about the personal lives.

The only time I ever came close to paying attention to a celebrity was when my old college chum Jason was nearly sued by Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers for ownership of www.lindsaylohansextape.com (that’s another story for another day)

But I was ecstatic to read that Paris Hilton got sent back to jail to serve the rest of her sentence.

She really thought that she was above the law when she violated her probation, and was laughing all the way back to her mansion when she was released on “House Arrest” (which would seem like a vacation for the rest of us)

I hope the time behind bars helps the spoiled princess to realize that there are consequinces for her actions no matter how who your father is, or high-priced your lawyers are.

Spam is dumb.
on 05/06/2007 - like it?

I guess the computers that send MySpace spam are not too bright.

I refuse to believe ANYONE on the interweb is dumb enough to fall for this.

“I just moved to the WASSAIC NEW YORK UNITED STATES area”?

At least the computer got my name and age right.

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